Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Never Has A Court Jester Been So Dangerous; Obama vs. North Korea

From the very beginning of Obama's move into the White House, VP and clinically insane Joe Biden warned him that the Chairman would be tested early. They've kept quite the muzzle on Biden, but he was right. Obama has failed miserably when it comes to both foreign and domestic policy, but there is no greater threat and no subject he has responded more passively to than North Korea. From the initial firing of the first missile to the threatening of Hawaii; Obama as responded as a teacher would towards a troublesome student.

We are very quickly approaching Obama's first major test in foreign policy, although this test may decide whether the world's most powerful country endures and defeats or whether we are all forced to speak Korean. Instead of addressing the issue, the main stream media has been busy buying tickets to Obama's comedy club routine and asking him asinine, irrelevant questions that have nothing to do with foreign or even domestic policy.

Here is dear leader, uhm..."taking care" of things?

Thank you, Dear Leader. I'm certain your proposal of peaceful sanctions to one of the world's most unstable dictators will prove worthwhile. Kim Jong Il shall immediately reconsider firing any missiles at the US and halt the production of any nuclear weapons. Your rapier wit, debonair continentalism and knee-slapping comedy routine has won the heart of a short, heartless, soulless Korean who initially wanted to see the US blown somewhere near Venus.

Just make sure, next time you see him, ask him politely not to attack the US or any of it's allies, President Obama. It's a well-known fact that pacifism and peace talks and pantywaisted negotiations win over terrorists.

Ask Neville Chamberlain.

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